Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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