Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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