You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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