She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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