So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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