I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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