You work out of a Hotel?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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