when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
