the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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