i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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