I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
This toilet bowl is my home.
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