Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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