i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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