She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Is that strawberry winking at me??
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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