Can Purell be used as lube?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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