She is in my trunk
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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