big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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