so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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