is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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