Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Randomize
