Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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