Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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