I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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