No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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