That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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