he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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