Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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