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I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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