You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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