homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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