i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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