it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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