i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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