thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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