i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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