i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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