i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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