I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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