Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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