Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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