my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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