I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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