There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You dont lie about slip and slides
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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