Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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