Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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