My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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