His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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