i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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