she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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