it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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