Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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