I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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